*sirius black voice* remus will you kill this spider for me
*remus lupin voice* is it trying to hurt you, sirius
*sirius black voice* its on my bed and hurting my heart
*quiet james potter voice* engorgio
*loud, horrified sirius black shrieking*
- girl: *screams at a boyband concert*
- society: man what’s wrong with her that band totally brainwashed her
- boy: *favorite football team loses**starts riots and people end up dead*
- society: great to see the younger generation being passionate about something!!
Goddamn. Smart woman for thinking of the “ordering a pizza” thing, and smart dispatcher for picking up on it.
I know this is a reblog and I have a separate blog for reblog nonsense but this isn’t nonsense. THIS IS EXTREMELY USEFUL and I wish so hard that I worlds had this knowledge two years ago.
I know that several of my followers have been and/or currently are in abusive relationships and I need to reblog this for them.
story may be fake but info is good
This is extremely Tumblr worthy.
And people say he got the short end of the stick because he didn’t land on the moon.
Dammit I thought that said Misha Collins.
I’m here to join the ‘thought it said Misha Collins” support group?